Saturday, June 18, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Your 2011 Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Team [23 Photos]” plus 8 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Your 2011 Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Team [23 Photos]” plus 8 more

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Your 2011 Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Team [23 Photos]

Posted: 18 Jun 2011 06:47 AM PDT

We have a treat for BC newbies this Saturday morning. It’s time to reveal team members to the World’s Greatest Hooters Bikini Car Wash Team – the Yankees of bikini car washing. We’ve been tracking the ladies at the Ravenwood, MO Hooters for at least 3 years now and must say that the 2011 crop might just be the best yet. In case you didn’t know, the ladies wash cars one night each week and photographer Lone Wolf seems to be there weekly to get his Subaru washed down.

This just might be the best part of our summer. Enjoy.

 


Filed under: Features

The Raging CanAsian Jason Li Arrested For Vancouver Riot? [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 18 Jun 2011 06:13 AM PDT

Word amongst the websites tracking all things Vancouver riots is that The Raging CanAsian, Jason Li, has been arrested (and then released) for his part as the face of moronic dog-tag wearing idiocy. Vancouver news outlets, not really focused on a trendy glasses CanAsian, haven’t officially reported that Li was arrested but plenty of sites seem to know about this high school student who actually bragged about rioting on his Facebook.

According to one site:

Jason Li had already been arrested earlier today.  For those thinking that there will be jail or serious consequences, consider our court system.  He's already been released from police custody presumably to await a court appearance.  Our courts are backed up with waits lasting months.  Jason Li is in the Air Cadets and has plans to attend UBC in the fall.  Time will tell what the future may bring for our zero Jason Li.  Captain Vancouver praises the real hero's of the 16th for coming out to clean up the mess left behind by the zero's of yesterday.

Just another reason why Canada can’t really be taken serious – he was an air cadet!

Let’s take a look at that Facebook screencap and go here where you can friend The Raging CanAsian.

[Video: The Raging CanAsian blasting some bank's window - YouTube]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Illinois State Cheerleader Twins In Bikinis & John Wall’s 1st Pitch! [Weekend Dump]

Posted: 18 Jun 2011 05:27 AM PDT

Shawn Marion & Larry O’Brien Trophy Share A Corona [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 18 Jun 2011 05:12 AM PDT

The party for the Dallas Mavericks has moved to the trophy going home with players stage where they can have some personal time with the Larry O’Brien. As Shawn Marion shows us this morning, you can’t drink a beer from the Larry, but he can pop a cold one for his new friend. Someone please tell us this thing has been sanitized since Cuban took it with him on that leak.

Writes Marion:

Sharing a beer with Larry at crib

Straight Corona. No lime.

Cheers.

[@Matrix31]


Filed under: Features

Hayden Panettiere’s Dating 7th Rounder Scotty McKnight & His Douchey Cap [12 Photos]

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 02:54 PM PDT

Hayden Panettiere likes athletes, that we know.

After breaking up with heavyweight champ Wladimir Klitschko, Panettiere has moved on with former University of Colorado and current New York Jets receiver Scotty McKnight, a seventh-round pick in this year’s draft.

The pair was spotted at Mel’s Diner in West Hollywood on Thursday. McKnight is from nearby Coto de Caza, California, a gated community in Orange County. In other words, he’s a rich kid.

That’s probably a good thing if the Jets re-sign Santonio Holmes and Braylon Edwards. McKnight will probably be looking for a job at the end of training camp.

Hanging out with the 5-11, 185-pound McKnight is a good move for Panettiere. She looked like a dwarf standing next to the 6-5, 235-pound Klitschko.

By the way, nice hat, brah!


Filed under: NFL

U.S. Open Lemonade Stand Kids Slapped With $500 Fine!

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 02:38 PM PDT

The big news out of the U.S. Open besides Rory McIlroy destroying the 36-hole record for lowest two rounds in tournament history? These blonde hair troublemakers running a lemonade stand that had to be crushed by the bureaucratic arm of a government inspector who first warned the kids to shut it down and then slapped their parents with a $500 fine. Seriously. Meanwhile, down the road, there were homeowners letting cars drive over their lily plants for $50 per car.

9 News Now, bless their hearts, brought this story to the attention of the masses today and got results.

A county inspector ordered the Marriott and Augustine kids to shut down the stand they set up on Persimmon Tree Rd., right next to Congressional. And after they allegedly ignored a couple of warnings, the inspector fined their parents $500.

“This gentleman from the county is now telling us because we don’t have a vendors license, the kids won’t be allowed to sell their lemonade,” Carrie Marriott told us, her voice trembling.

The kids can’t seem to understand it. “I don’t agree, I think the county is wrong.” ”We’re sending the money to charity.”

Jennifer Hughes, the director of permitting for the county, says it’s technically illegal to run even the smallest lemonade stand in the county, but inspectors usually don’t go looking for them. She said this one was unusually large. Hughes also says they’ve warned all kinds of other vendors they couldn’t operate near the US Open because of concerns about traffic and safety.

Hammered by locals who are frustrated with yet more government intervention in the lemonade trade, the Montgomery County officials have now changed their minds about the $500.

The county permits director Jennifer Harris says the children simply need to move their stand from the “main strip,” to a more private, safer area. The $500 fine was also waived.

Time to take your fanny packs elsewhere. This U.S. Open ripoff game is for the rich adults. Now scurry away and play video games.

[Kids run illegal lemonade stand outside U.S. Open]


Filed under: Golf

Kate Upton in Esquire & Britney Spears’ New Tour [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Jordan Jefferson Gets Redemption On ESPN By Grabbing Erin Andrews’ Ass?

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 12:51 PM PDT

You might remember yesterday when we helped make Jordan Jefferson famous this week for his answer to “Which Jefferson Is This?” pop quiz on ESPN. Of course he flubbed the answer to a picture of Thomas Jefferson by calling him George – on live national TV. Well, we can now report that Jordan exacted revenge on ESPN HQ by taking this photo and maybe getting in an ass grab on pageviews. You be the judge. Hand on the ass?

Says Jefferson about flubbing the Jefferson Wonderlic examination:

I looked at the thing for a quick sec n I saw white hair n I was lik that’s George but I forgot about Thomas

It’s all good, kid. You got a photo with EA out of it and a cool YouTube video. Just think of the alternative summer you could of had taking summer classes and maybe working a part-time job.

[Jordan Jefferson - Twitter]


Filed under: Football, NCAA

Worse Human: Foul Ball Lady Or Arizona D-Bag Stealing Ball From Cute Chick?

Posted: 17 Jun 2011 11:17 AM PDT

The hot video of the day is of the Arizona Diamondbacks d-bag fan ripping a ball away from a cute blond at this week’s game against the San Francisco Giants. The shameless tub of greek fries covered in cheese sauce sits there as NBC S.F. cameras capture this idiot unapologetic about his act of greed. Combine this idiot with the lady stealing a foul ball from a little girl and you have Americans acting like selfish pigs. The question of the day is: “Which of these pigs deserves to have Bud Selig’s hairy ballsack rubbed in their face?

Up first! Foul ball lady. This sickening act now has over 2.1 mm views.

And now for Diamondbacks D-Bag

While both are despicable acts, we’re actually going with Diamondbacks D-Bag as needing Bud Selig’s ballsack bouncing off his face. Why? Because this idiot is what’s wrong with baseball. He’s jersey guy. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He plays fantasy baseball and checks his stats at least 15-20 times per day. He cruises message boards and talks about minor league talent with other dorks who aren’t getting laid.

Foul Ball Lady had more of a right to her foul ball than that little brat. Get in your seat. Pam only moves like two steps. The little brat, who doesn’t have very much parental supervision, needs to get in her seat where an adult can protect her from foul balls. Actually, this lady just taught the girl a lesson. Catch a foul ball in your seat and it’ll be a memory. Try to perpetrate on someone’s turf and you pay the price.

Both make us want to puke, but Diamondbacks D-Bag wins this battle of the bigger scumbag.


Filed under: Video
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