Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Tony Parker Pool Party Includes Plenty Of San Antonio Scrubs [Photos]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Tony Parker Pool Party Includes Plenty Of San Antonio Scrubs [Photos]” plus 9 more

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Tony Parker Pool Party Includes Plenty Of San Antonio Scrubs [Photos]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 09:55 AM PDT

Possibly sensing his days in San Antonio are numbered, Tony Parker threw a HUGE house party Sunday and allowed half of San Antonio to show up for a DJ’d blowout bash. We’re not talking Hollywood elite at the $7.1mm house that he and Eva Longoria started to build in 2008. This was straight up hood rats that seemed to be handpicked off Twitter. Think: hoochies that Eva would never let on her 16.5 acre spread.

Here’s what we know about the Parker Pool Bash: Small, but solid effort on Twitter by poseurs to brag about going to Tony’s pool party. Odd selection of people. Pretty much like a Vegas pool party but in San Antonio and minus the hot California chicks.

Here is DJMannyE, not exactly someone Longoria would have let in her driveway, reporting in. Dude only has 76 Twitter followers!

@TroopUP livin good man, went to Tony Parkers birthday pool party at his house and played drunk ball wit the kid in his gym lol

How about a female’s perspective on Tony’s shack from @Deuce_DiMe. 152 followers.

soooo went to Tony Parkers pool party today…he has a phat ass house and backyard..ugh. only if i had millions of dollars..#funtimes

Oh, and a Tony Parker party would be horrible without some local radio personality who goes by @NickatnightSATX. 274 followers.

Headed to TonyParkers house. Early reports compare it to heaven. #overandout

The pool you are about to see the hoochies hanging around clocks in at 4,400 sq. ft. and is estimated to have cost more than $1,000,000.

[A peek at Tony and Eva's digs]

 


Filed under: NBA

Port-O-Potty Drunkard, Bee-otch & WTF Planking [Daily WTF]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 09:06 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

Email us.

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Filed under: Daily WTF

More Of Zdeno Chara’s Ed Hardy Bruins Party Shirt [15 Photos]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 07:29 AM PDT

And the Bruins party photos keep rolling in. At this point we figured the phenomenon of Zdeno Chara in an Ed Hardy shirt would have run its course. Nope. Plus, who can resist Brad Marchand ass-grabbing a chick while dancing on the Foxwoods’ bar? Here are 15 photos and all of them tell a story of how the Stanley Cup can transform an entire hockey team into social icons. More Tyler Seguin. Bearded tat dudes. Sparklers. Boobs. It’s all here!

 


Filed under: Hockey

U.S. Air Lets Man In Panties Fly; Arrests New Mexico Footballer [Photos]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 07:00 AM PDT

Normally we won’t get into a race bait story but gotta step into the ring on the story of New Mexico football player DeShon Marman being arrested last week for not pulling up his pants while boarding a U.S. Airways flight from San Francisco to Albuquerque. Video of Marman’s semi-confrontation with a U.S. Airways pilot is making its rounds but the big news today is a woman snapping a pick of a old white dude crossdresser who was allowed to board a plane in THIS!

From S.F. Gate:

Six days before a college football player was arrested at San Francisco International Airport in a dispute that began when a US Airways employee asked him to pull up his sagging pants, a man who was wearing little but women’s undergarments was allowed to fly the airline, a US Airways spokeswoman conceded Tuesday.

A photo of the scantily clad man was provided to The Chronicle by Jill Tarlow, a passenger on the June 9 flight from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., to Phoenix. Tarlow said other passengers had complained to airline workers before the plane boarded, but that employees had ignored those complaints.

US Airways spokeswoman Valerie Wunder confirmed she’d received the photo before last week’s incident in San Francisco and had spoken to Tarlow, but said employees had been correct not to ask the man to cover himself.

“We don’t have a dress code policy,” Wunder said. “Obviously, if their private parts are exposed, that’s not appropriate. … So if they’re not exposing their private parts, they’re allowed to fly.”


Now, was it stupid for Marman to not have his pants pulled up like a normal adult? Sure. But it’s style similar to Dick Cheney here in his pumps. Style.

We can all guess why Marman was approached, lectured and eventually arrested. All of us can guess why the dude rocking the blue panties wasn’t – lifestyle and color. There, we said it.

Want to read a great story on the Marman situation? Take the time to read LZ Granderson – ESPN The Magazine Senior Writer – and his words on race and youth culture. It’s spot on.

[Man flies US Airways in women's underwear (Photo)]


Filed under: NCAA

Erica Huerta Busted For Sex On The Beach & DUI In Same Year! [Photos]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 06:05 AM PDT

Erica Huerta has had a stellar 21st year of her life. This week she was arrested for a beach sex session that lasted an hour with that mohawked bro, Steven Perry. In August 2010, just days after her 21st birthday, Erica was popped in Tampa for DUI. But it’s her latest escapade that is making headlines – even the Daily Mail is sniffing it – because of her show outside Caddy’s on the Treasure Coast.

According to 10Connects.com:

Erica Alexander Huerta, 21, of Tallahassee, and Steven Douglas Perry, 22, of Lutz, were each charged with one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

The pair were on the beach, about 100 feet from Caddy’s on the Beach, 9000 West Gulf Blvd., with Perry fondling Huerta for a half hour, then pulling a shirt over his head and beginning to have sex with her, according to the affidavits.

“This was within clear view of approximately 50 restaurant patrons and their children,” one officer wrote in an affidavit. “Upon arrival of officer, there were at least five children playing on the beach within 50 feet of where the incident was occurring.”

Solid parenting.

‘Hey kids, go bury that couple who are having a mommy/daddy argument.’

And how is it possible this lasted an hour. Caddy’s on the Beach is a booze hound operation that also runs a bikini contest – weekly. No cops around that establishment?

Kudos to Erica for getting this wild behavior out of her system before she turns 22 on July 29th. As we all know, it’s all downhill from there.

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[Sex on the beach gets couple arrested on Treasure Island]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Jack McKeon Twitter Knowledge & The Best WSOP Butterface [Daily Dump]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 05:04 AM PDT

The Yankee My Wankee T-Shirt At College World Series [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 04:35 AM PDT

We get the morning off and running with this shirt BC happened to catch while watching the College World Series while the rest of you were slaving away at the office. Meet ‘Yankee My Wankee’ guy sitting with his buddy, Red Sox fan during the Cal-Texas A&M game. Cal is 1-1; South Carolina 2-0; Florida 2-0; Virginia 1-1. The biggest news at the CWS is how the aluminum bat needs some Viagra. Enough of these 3-1 games! We want 15-13 games with 8 HRs. Full Wankee – JUMP!


Filed under: Baseball, NCAA

Meet Jamie Nolen And The Real Auburn Football Hostesses

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 04:24 PM PDT

Earlier today, some idiot who will remain nameless did a story “exposing” Auburn and their practice of using paid hosts and hostesses to take care of recruits while they’re on campus.

The hostesses, known as Tigerettes, and hosts, known as Tiger Hosts, are students who do indeed get paid for doing actual work. Kind of like when the university paid me to mop the racquetball courts while I was in college.

From the Auburn website:

The Auburn University Tigerettes and Tiger Hosts/S.O.A.R. serve as Public Relation Representatives for the Auburn Athletic Department. This group of young women and men assist the department by working with the Athletic Director, Tigers Unlimited, the Alumni Association and at various community functions.

Nefarious!

How dare they!

While we still expect there are people handing envelopes of cash to Auburn football players and recruits, that’s no reason to blame a bunch of college kids for trying to make a buck while they’re in school.

That is, unless you’ve seen He Got Game too many times and you’ve got visions of twin blond bimbos dancing through your head. If that is indeed the case, you’ll probably be disappointed to know that the Tigerettes and Tiger Hosts are a bunch of clean-cut, good-looking kids.

Especially attractive is former vice president Jamie Nolen, who was “outed” for receiving funds for doing a job in the report we mentioned previously.

She’d be the one on the left in the photo above.

Meoooow!

Check out the gallery for more Tigerettes.


Filed under: College Football

Paris Hilton Dumped & Lucy Pinder’s New Commercial [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Joba Chamberlain’s Elbow Surgery Scar Rules! [Photos]

Posted: 21 Jun 2011 02:06 PM PDT

Expect a new tat on Joba Chamberlain’s right elbow pretty soon to cover up the nasty scar from his Tommy John surgery. Our old buddy from way back when he was chasing the Road Beef seems to be all good besides taking a shower with a garbage bag over his arm and the pain of a giant slice down his arm. “Feels really good. Not as stiff as I would have thought. Thanks again for everyone’s thoughts and prayers,” the one-time Yankees bullpen savior tweeted today.

Chamberlain, who seems to be enjoying his time away from baseball by enjoying the College World Series in Omaha, was upbeat before the surgery.

“It’s one of those things where you move forward and get better from it and embrace the fact that you’re about to have surgery and go from there,” said Chamberlain, who will have surgery performed on his torn elbow ligament by Dr. James Andrews in Pensacola, Fla. “This is a surgery that a lot of people have. People understand you can come back form this.”

Stop and think about this: the guy is only 25! Got to the majors at 20 and doesn’t turn 26 until September.

New elbow ligaments. New tats. Some free time away from the game. Time to hang out with his redneck family. This guy is going to be a machine when he returns to the Bronx.

[@Joba_62]


Filed under: Baseball, MLB
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