Thursday, June 23, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Brain Outside The Head, CD Bikini & Jim Morrison Wrestles? [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Brain Outside The Head, CD Bikini & Jim Morrison Wrestles? [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Link to Busted Coverage

Brain Outside The Head, CD Bikini & Jim Morrison Wrestles? [Daily WTF]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 09:12 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

Email us.

mail@bustedcoverage.com



Filed under: Daily WTF

Pirates’ Closer Joel Hanrahan Gets Pedicure, Toenails Painted [Photos]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 08:54 AM PDT

Before today we’d never heard of Joel Hanrahan. Never. Then we started looking at stats for closers in the N.L. and realized Mr. Hanrahan is simply a fantasy stud from the Pittsburgh Pirates and is hands down the team’s representative at the all-star game. He’s 20-for-20 in saves and has a 1.31 ERA. Time to feature this guy and show you how he spent last evening with his girlfriend and Mr. & Mrs. Chris Resop (fellow Pirates’ pitcher) getting pedicures.

Hanrahan notched his 20th save yesterday against the Orioles and decided to go on a double date to get the toes worked on a little bit. That night out with the Resops ended with Joel’s toes painted and live tweeted to his 10,000+ followers.

Double date with @kdonovan305 and the resops tonight, 1st stop mani/pedi- what color for my toes???

@eric_theorange it’s purple and pink, the fans said purple for prostate cancer and pink for breast cancer, i got the ribbon in purple too ha

The guy is on fire. Having fun. And he’s smashed his previous career high of 9 saves. The Pirates are sticking to the .500 mark and feeling good about themselves.

[HT: Fan Phooey]

 

 

 

 

 


Filed under: Baseball, MLB

Penis Piercing Gets Australian Soccer Player Red Carded – Seriously [Video]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 08:01 AM PDT

Our old friend across the pond, Rob Parker, at Off The Post sent us a very strange video this morning from Australia where we learned something about soccer that shocked us. In Australia, soccer players aren’t allowed to have penis piercings. How do we know? This referee takes a player to the men’s room, checks his penis and comes out to flash the red card.

Posted: June 22, 2011

Premise of Video: (via the vlogger) “Most Bizarre Football Sending Off Ever — Old Hill Wanderers reserves side player Aaron Eccleston Gets Red Carded and Sent Off For Piercing On His Penis in the lower leagues of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Old Hill, who are based in Oakleigh, still managed to win beat Swinburne Reserves 3-0″

Climax of Video: Probably when the ref goes right in that bathroom to get him a peek.

Conclusion: It’s unclear how and why a soccer match was stopped because of a suspected penis piercing. How did the ref know? Why is it illegal? Why would a soccer player even have a penis piercing? Where exactly does a penis piercing go? So many questions that, frankly, BC probably doesn’t want to know answers to.

[Aaron Eccleston - Twitter]


Filed under: International, Soccer, Video

Tony Parker Pool Party Update: New Bikinis, Beer Bongs & Kush? [Photos]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 07:33 AM PDT

BC is making a splash in Texas where our report on Sunday’s pool bash at Tony Parker’s house is on fire. Tipster (we’ll call him Shawn) this morning sent us a dispatch: “Hey guys, I just realized that I follow one of the “hood rats” that attended Parker’s party. It’s @misskrissyj on twitter. Go back to her tweets on the 19th and you’ll see. Apparently George Hill was there too along with Baby Bash (lame rapper). Looks like there were drugs at the party too.” 

First, let’s address this ‘drugs’ allegation. It’s not like Tony Parker can guarantee every hood rat coming to his house for a pool party will be on the up and up. Doesn’t seem like there were bouncers to check IDs, either.

Via @missykrissyj:

 

As for the George Hill tip, can’t seem to find anything on him being at the Parker party, although our knowledge of black dudes without their shirts isn’t the best in the sports blogosphere. What we do know, now, is that there were plenty of hoochies and dudes using beer bongs in Eva Longoria’s one-time home. Make of it what you will.

Have more tips about the Tony Parker pool party? Send ‘em in. We’ll keep you anonymous.

mail@bustedcoverage.com


Filed under: Uncategorized

Cheerleading Coach Heather Jackson Wants Student To Tap It? [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 06:15 AM PDT

Raise a pint to the teachers/ladies in Texas who keep making Google News “teacher arrested” searches a must-read on a weekly basis. It seems like the past month has been dominated by Texas teachers wanting to get into the pants of their students. Today we meet assistant cheerleading coach and teacher Heather Jackson. It seems Jacks wanted a 16-year-old boy so bad she sat him in the front row where she could give him a show.

Channel 33 (the C-Dub) in Fort Worth wins our link with the full details of Jackson’s sext-capades:

“She used to like bend over in front of her students.  Not like while they were behind them or anything, but she would bend over on their desk and stuff and I was like, ‘OK, maybe that’s just a teacher.’  I don’t know, maybe it is kind of weird now,” said Spriggs.

According to the Fort Worth police arrest warrant, Jackson sent Facebook messages, and then text messages to the student.

The warrant said the text messages include Jackson telling the boy, “I know u want to wait until summer but I don’t,” and “U r so sexy!”

The warrant also stated, “Jackson sent the Victim a message asking the Victim if he knew why she sat him on the front row.  Jackson stated that she sat him there so she could excite him when she bent over in front of him.”

There were some text messages too graphic to include in this story.

Figure The Smoking Gun will have the full police report by 1 p.m. EST. Now, let’s get to this C-Dub story and how Jackson would put on a show. Are we talking short skirt bending over? Front? Back?

DETAILS!

And these TV stations wonder why TMZ kills them. GIVE US THE MESSAGES.  Not that we’re turned on by that mug shot, but it’s more about turning our morning into a Penthouse Forum via a Texas cheerleader coach.

Stay tuned. Updates as warranted.

[Fort Worth Teacher Accused Of Improper Relationship With Student]

[Ms. Jackson has 15-year-old son]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Dick Enberg Talks Blue Balls & Amanda Seyfried Pumping Gas [Daily Dump]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 05:36 AM PDT

Barry Bonds Slaying It In This Leather Jacket At Giants-Twins [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 05:10 AM PDT

How much for that leather jacket? $5,000? The Home Run King® was in the house last night for the Giants-Twins game and the locals started obsessing. It’s cool and all breathing the same air as a guy who would get booed in every other MLB ballpark, besides Pittsburgh. But that jacket. Someone tell us where BC can get one of those. Love the straps. Love the buttons. And that color…AMAZING! The Giants won 5-1 and Barry went home to look at his head in the mirror and repeat “I’m The Home Run King.” Successful day for all those involved.


Filed under: Baseball

Your Burnt Toast Editor Peter Burns & His New GF, Lindsay Lohan? [Burnt Toast]

Posted: 23 Jun 2011 04:17 AM PDT

Burnt Toast

The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (*In the last 24 hours)

NBA DRAFT CHIMICHANGAS! 

@RichardDeitsch: Just listened to Woody Paige analyze the NBA draft on Around The Horn. Imagine Paris Hilton on the Greek sovereign debt crisis.

Or Miss South Carolina talking about locating America on a World Map. With people writing his material for Around the Horn, you’d think Woody would have been able to bluff out of that 90 seconds. But let’s be honest, if you can break down this year’s draft, you are a sick, sick individual.

@SebastianPruti: On PTI and Around the Horn, there have been 4 people talking about Rubio…I bet none of them have seen him play in the past two seasons.

All these hype for a player that averaged 6 points and 4 assists a game, in the Spanish ACB league? To even mention his name in the same 20 minute window at Pistol Pete Maravich should be a crime punishable by caning, and not the fun S&M type style.

 @BlkSportsOnline:  I don’t think (Tony) Parker is worth a lottery pick.

Dead. Ass. Wrong. Tony Parker is worth a lottery pick. Arguably, I’d take him over anyone after the Top 2 picks tomorrow night. Parker needs a change of scenery. The ego needs a new landing spot. Parker can be a 18/8 guard for any of the lottery teams. He wants to be the man, and a lottery team would give him a chance to be just that. However, the Spurs would be idiots to accept that deal without a solid player in return.

@Chris_Broussard: As far as Odom, Teams worried he won’t b happy or motivated outside of LA. That’s decreasing his value on market….

What a joke. You know the NBA has become a joke when teams don’t want players because they won’t be as famous in another city. This is why your product blows Stern. Fact.

JUICE BOX!!!! 2011 Gold Cup

@SedanoShow: What a pass! Donovan threads the needle! USA USA USA!

Not going to lie. Watched the entire match, and did the awkward white guy fist pump when the US scored. Even crazier, I found myself watching the 2nd match Mexico – Honduras on Univision after the first match. You had me at FIFA ’11.

@EDSBS: CLINT DEMPSEY WANTS THE CANAL BACK BITCH #SOHOOD#SOHOOD #SOHOOD

Obviously there was going to be an onslaught of Panama Canal jokes, but @EDSBS continues to deliver. Which now leads us to US vs Mexico Final, which will break the Guinness World Record for most amount of “Remember The Alamo” jokes in the history of the internet.

There really is only one way to watch Soccer. It’s on Univision. Seriously, Gus Johnson would be the 13th ranked announcer if he worked for them. He’d be doing High School games in Tijuana trying to work his way up the ladder. Such excitement on each mundane play. Plus Univision commercials 3x greater than US TV commercials

Twitter Potpourri

@JimmyTraina: Here’s why Tiki Barber is not liked. He’s doing an interview w/Mike Francesa on WFAN & requested his agent be on the phone during it. #Weak

Francesa should have agreed to letting his agent join the call, as long as he could patch Tiki’s ex-wife in as well. What good is teleconferencing if you aren’t going to use it?

@Dochowser: Ryan Dunn’s BAC was over twice the legal limit–stop b**ching about @ebertchicago & his tweet.

130 Miles an Hour, 20+ Tickets, One previous DUI, and drunk driving. Some might call it Darwinism, some might call it horrible luck. Either way, there are no winners in this argument.

@PeterBurnsRadio: Tampa Bay #Bucs Official busted on upcoming Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator.

Yes, I quoted my own tweet, as I can’t remember who had it, so it was easier to pull a Woody Paige and claim it as my own. Luxury Suite Salesperson for Bucs busted on upcoming To Catch A Predator. Which lead me to the same exact thought as @Mengus22. WE ARE PUMPED THAT TCAP IS COMING BACK!!!!! I hope they film an entire season in Tuscaloosa and Auburn.

@ClayTravisBGD: OJ will claim self defense per more detailed report

Does anyone in the world actually think that we didn’t commit the crime? Oprah should pledge 100% of the interview ad revenue to the Goldman/Brown Family.

@KirstenBenson: Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol while under house arrest. Court tomorrow.

I met Lindsay at a Incubus concert at the Hollywood Bowl a few years ago…..She had the box right next to us, and showed up with one song left in the ENCORE of the entire concert….she looked like she was coming off a 82 day bender. Drugs are bad…mmmmkay


Filed under: Features

Motorcycle Rally Breaks Out At J.J. Barea San Juan Victory Parade [Photos]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 03:34 PM PDT

They honored their new favorite son J.J. Barea with a parade in San Juan, Puerto Rico today.

Unfortunately, a motorcycle rally broke out during the sad, one-float parade for the World Champion Dallas Mavericks guard.

Seriously, what’s going on there? Barea’s vehicle looks like it’s being surround by an angry mob on the way to Sturgis.

Poor little guy. At least he still has former Miss Universe Zuleyka Rivera to go home to (you’ll want to click here for her gallery).

Despite what looks like a sorry affair, Barea apparently gave it the old thumbs up.

“I’m going to tell you guys something, the parade in Dallas was good, but nobody knows how to throw a parade like here in Puerto Rico,” he said, according to Homer Bush.

I guess even crappy things look pretty good when you’re a world champion.


Filed under: NBA

Katy Perry in Rolling Stone & George Clooney Single[Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 22 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT
at 10:05 AM